On the way home the other day I asked my lovely lady why she got so upset about his lordship forgetting his phone. I noticed on the way out of the room it was a nice Blackberry job and definitely not something to be thrown around as she did so that will tell you the mood she came back in and why I wanted to know. I saw her hesitating so I coxed her on a bit by saying, ‘Come on we can’t have secrets now we’re partners in crime’.
She laughed and said, ‘I jolly well hope you remember that next time some girl half my age comes along making eyes at you’.
Those words really did make me do a double take, it made me realise how much more her commitment was to mine, also how vulnerable she must be feeling to say something like that. I saw instantly why the age difference seemed more important to her than me. I was lost in my own thoughts trying to think of what I could say to take the doubts out of her head when she started telling what I asked. It sort of didn’t seem so important anymore but I listened with interest because what she said was quite as shocking as her previous statement. There was so much going on that I never even considered before.
She started by saying that it wasn’t him leaving the phone that bothered her, it was because he left it on the kitchen worktop for all to see. Then went on that against her better judgement she took a look at his text messages and discovered countless valentine messages back and forth between him and their housekeeper in London.
I know – shock horror, his lordship has a lover! Well I will tell you now that is not even half the tale. How long do you want me to keep you waiting for the other half and a bit??!
This it seems is not news to Nicole which is why she said about knowing better than to look in the first place but I guess you know how it is. I think the thing that upset her was that he never even said one word to her about Valentines day – I mean, what a loser! I would have spoilt her rotten, well as rotten as I could afford anyway. I would at least have coughed up a burger and chips in the hiking store café or even a jammy doorstep LOL!
Well where was I? Oh yes, the phone throwing. That was about it really for that apart from the revealing revelation that I’m waiting to see if you’re ready to hear about yet.
There was one other slightly embarrassing thing she brought up in connection to the ‘Mad Depraved Sex Woman’ incident. This was brought about after she finished telling me about the above and after I told her that things would be different for her now she had her very own knight looking after her.
‘Its your turn now then Jake, tell me your secret’ she said taking a quick look at me.
I couldn’t think which one to tell her first! I think she saw me struggling and prompted me by saying.
‘Why not start with the one in the bathroom’.
Again I wasn’t sure which one – I know I have too many secrets all over the place, its shameful, at least she didn’t want to know about the ones in the potting shed. I looked at her for another clue and saw by her grin that she was teasing me.
‘If you don’t want secrets to come to light you shouldn’t pester other people for theirs also you need to put things back the way you find them’ she said and I suddenly knew by that and the look on her face what she was talking about.
‘I want to get out please’ I said jokingly yet mortified with embarrassment.
Fortunately, or unfortunately we were back at the hall but before I escaped she informed me I was a very naughty boy and not to think I’m getting away with it. I’m not sure what she has in mind or what to expect. She thanked me for a nice time and told me to take care which was nice although I was thinking it was her that gave me the nice time but there you go.
For those who haven’t caught on she was referring to the panty play during her absence to fetch the second light bulb. Read the ‘Mad Sex Depraved Woman.’ post.
She laughed and said, ‘I jolly well hope you remember that next time some girl half my age comes along making eyes at you’.
Those words really did make me do a double take, it made me realise how much more her commitment was to mine, also how vulnerable she must be feeling to say something like that. I saw instantly why the age difference seemed more important to her than me. I was lost in my own thoughts trying to think of what I could say to take the doubts out of her head when she started telling what I asked. It sort of didn’t seem so important anymore but I listened with interest because what she said was quite as shocking as her previous statement. There was so much going on that I never even considered before.
She started by saying that it wasn’t him leaving the phone that bothered her, it was because he left it on the kitchen worktop for all to see. Then went on that against her better judgement she took a look at his text messages and discovered countless valentine messages back and forth between him and their housekeeper in London.
I know – shock horror, his lordship has a lover! Well I will tell you now that is not even half the tale. How long do you want me to keep you waiting for the other half and a bit??!
This it seems is not news to Nicole which is why she said about knowing better than to look in the first place but I guess you know how it is. I think the thing that upset her was that he never even said one word to her about Valentines day – I mean, what a loser! I would have spoilt her rotten, well as rotten as I could afford anyway. I would at least have coughed up a burger and chips in the hiking store café or even a jammy doorstep LOL!
Well where was I? Oh yes, the phone throwing. That was about it really for that apart from the revealing revelation that I’m waiting to see if you’re ready to hear about yet.
There was one other slightly embarrassing thing she brought up in connection to the ‘Mad Depraved Sex Woman’ incident. This was brought about after she finished telling me about the above and after I told her that things would be different for her now she had her very own knight looking after her.
‘Its your turn now then Jake, tell me your secret’ she said taking a quick look at me.
I couldn’t think which one to tell her first! I think she saw me struggling and prompted me by saying.
‘Why not start with the one in the bathroom’.
Again I wasn’t sure which one – I know I have too many secrets all over the place, its shameful, at least she didn’t want to know about the ones in the potting shed. I looked at her for another clue and saw by her grin that she was teasing me.
‘If you don’t want secrets to come to light you shouldn’t pester other people for theirs also you need to put things back the way you find them’ she said and I suddenly knew by that and the look on her face what she was talking about.
‘I want to get out please’ I said jokingly yet mortified with embarrassment.
Fortunately, or unfortunately we were back at the hall but before I escaped she informed me I was a very naughty boy and not to think I’m getting away with it. I’m not sure what she has in mind or what to expect. She thanked me for a nice time and told me to take care which was nice although I was thinking it was her that gave me the nice time but there you go.
For those who haven’t caught on she was referring to the panty play during her absence to fetch the second light bulb. Read the ‘Mad Sex Depraved Woman.’ post.
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